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   "Just how I wanted to spend my evening; another stupid school dance. So uncool…" Soul muttered to himself as he gazed out from the left balcony of the DWMA. It had been 4 weeks since Ashura the Kishin had been defeated, and the DWMA was back to the way it had been before. Lord Death had temporarily postponed classes while the academy had undergone cleaning and repair.    Now that everything was fixed up ("and perfectly symmetrical" as Death the Kid would put it), classes were to resume on Monday. To show his gratitude, Lord Death had planned an eventful weekend beforehand, so that the students could unw

The Twelve Steps to Being A Proper Jerk In a growing trend, it appears that there are many people who wish to become jerks. Yet they have lost their way, and sadly, most have gone to the side of the douchebag. So we, the Anonymous Jerks of America, have taken it upon ourselves to write this treatise to educate the jerk neophytes in the elusive art of being a jerk. Beware, as these are mere guidelines, which are why there is a prerequisite to becoming a jerk: basic intelligence. So here are the skills of the jerk, the tools of our trade. Use them wisely. 01. Act like you're not interested. Ever.  This is actually very simple. You need on